Attack of the Killer Cauliflower!
This is a public service announcement. I mean who knew that cauliflower could be so dangerous? About 2 weeks ago, my mom was cutting up vegetables for a brunch she was hosting at my house. Mom began to cut up the cauliflower into lovely bite-sized morsels. Suddenly, the cauliflower wrestled the knife from mom’s hand. The cauliflower proceeded to try to cut my mom’s finger off. There was blood everywhere. The humankids got all excited, dad got all upset with mom, he said she is careless! Mom told them all to calm down, and to allow me, as I am a nurse, to look at her finger. Before I could get a good look at it, she fainted. 9-1-1 was called, and as she woke up the ambulance came. At the hospital they cleaned up the cut, put some sticker stitches on it, and told her not to get her finger wet until they fall off. They haven’t fallen off yet. Her finger is healing. It smells okay. She won’t allow me to lick it.
Let this be a lesson to you, CAULIFLOWER are very dangerous and unpredictable vegetables, extreme caution must be used at all times when trying to chop them up.
Woowoowoo,
Sadie Petunia
I’m so glad your whole family wasn’t taken out by the cauliflower! Vegetables are dangerous. This is why I only eat meat.
It’s true meat and kibble are much safer to eat. Fruits and vegetables are quite scary!
Cauliflower is very dangerous. I hope it’s banned from your house forever, Sadie!